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Americans hate their jobs and even perks don't help
Mon Jun 24, 2013
The reason people don't like their jobs is typically because they have a boss who is an a$$hole. I've got a great boss and love my job. However, any job I've ever disliked has been directely tied to an a$$hole I've worked for. Companies need to adopt a "no-a$$hole-bosses-tolerance" po …
North Korea puts rockets on standby as US official warns regime is no 'paper tiger'
Fri Mar 29, 2013
I think this kid must be bored. He's just dying to have somebody notice him.
Surprise! President and first lady greet unsuspecting White House tours
Tue Jan 22, 2013
Just beautiful. What a treat.
Official portrait of Duchess Kate revealed
Fri Jan 11, 2013
It's like an older, more masculine version of Kate. Like Kate in her 40s when she has lost some of her girlishness. Maybe if they put it in a closet and brought it out in like 15 years it would be perfect!
Obese flier turned away by airlines dies overseas
Tue Nov 27, 2012
Cause of death: Poor health habits combined with poor decision making. Travelling over to Europe in her condition was her own roll of the dice. I declare the airlines...Innocent!
French girl found tied up - but alive - in trunk after routine traffic stop
Sat Nov 17, 2012
Yea, Chloe! At last a kidnappinig victim found alive. What a breath of fresh air.
Police: Ex-employee shoots former boss in head at Los Angeles real estate firm
Fri Nov 2, 2012
Looks like the boss should have been a little bit nicer to his subordinate.
Outrage after video shows China teacher abusing kindergarteners
Thu Oct 25, 2012
Just give me 5 minutes with this woman and a chain saw...
Romney vows to be 'a pro-life president' after newspaper interview
Wed Oct 10, 2012
My lord, Romney, can you please just keep your mouth closed? You managed to gain my wife's attention last week, and now you are going to lose it again.
11 things to never, ever say on Facebook
Sun Jun 17, 2012
This article is a load of dung. He wants to take all the fun out of Facebook. I say post whatever you want.
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